Quotes that I like, from assorted sources:

- "Horses are a great pet for anyone who's ever wished their bicycle could make bad choices." - Hayden Kristal

- "English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar." - James D. Nicoll

- "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams

- "In preparing for battle, I have found that planning is essential, but plans are useless." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

- "The saying "life is one damn thing after another" is an understatement. The damn things overlap." - The Cincinnati Enquirer

- "We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy." - (unsure)